ALIENS DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU | Funny extraterrestrial humor tee for anyone into little green men, flying saucers, or who just likes a good pun
UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you're on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing - the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He's 6' 2", 200 lbs and wearing a large
MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and printed with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel!
TEARAWAY TAGS | Our shirts feature an easy-tear tag that will come out without damaging the stitching, if you would prefer to not have a tag in your shirt
SOFT MATERIALS | This shirt features a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit fabricated from 90% cotton sourced from the USA, with 10% polyester for a dual-tone look. In simpler terms, it's designed to be soft and silky with a high thread count, tightly woven from plush fibers cultivated by American farmers. These shirts have a mid-weight feel—slightly lighter than your typical thick gym class tees but still opaque and not sheer. They strike a pleasant equilibrium between comfort and long-lasting wear.